‘Behold!
Men, this is a story about utmost courage, the bravery of men being tested to the end, a story about confidence and never giving up! The ancient treasures of the place called Akator are waiting for us! We shall conquer this godforsaken land and claim them for our own! True adventure is about to begin! This, is the story of -’

   ‘I’m bored…’
   ‘I’m hungry!’
   ‘This sucks.’

   ‘… Right. This, is the story, of …! - Right now the music and drums are dramatically loud - The story of - !!’

   ‘Miyavi, of all your stupid ideas, this is my personal favourite.’
   ‘Will you guys SHUT UP?! You are ruining my movie trailer!!’

Oh no, nothing’s happening. The adventurer himself is speaking to his faithful men. You see, right now, we are located in the thick jungle of the Amazon. A vast landscape of hills covered by an ocean of trees, a feared location where many innocent travellers lost their lives to the jungle’s cunningness… But not these men right here.
   Up in front, the fearless leader, the clever and charming archaeologist; Indiana MYV! Recognise him by his cool hat, his aura of balanced arrogance and bravery, and, well, the simple fact that no one else was allowed to be in front but him. By his side however, his closest relatives: not one, not two, but three handsome blondes. The adventurer’s beautiful ex-wife, whom he still shared romantic feelings with (why of course), and his own flesh and blood: a strapping young lad that was his son. And finally, there was his old friend Mac Maya, the one whom he thought had betrayed him but had returned to him, for he was a cunning double-spy with only one weakness: Lollipops.
   ‘Are we there yet?’ Maya finally whined, twirling the plastic stick of a long-finished lollipop between his teeth. The company had stopped in the middle of a rocky, shaded ground, surrounded by jungle on every side. While fearless Indiana MYV had felt an urge to narrate their own story, his son wondered away a bit, eager to explore.
   ‘Takeru, get back in line. I’m friggin Indiana MYV and I’m in front!’
   ‘Ah hai hai! My bad!’ the high-strung blonde immediately yelped and retreated to his place.
   ‘No, no see, right now you’re supposed to rebel against me and tell me off.’
   ‘…But -’ The young Takeru, who had been idolising the brave adventurer the whole time blinked his big eyes confused. Miyavi covered his eyes with a groan.
   ‘God, really, haven’t you been paying attention to the movie?! You’re supposed to be my obnoxious know-it-all-better son! Geez, you don’t suit Scott’s role at all! But I guess it can’t be helped…’
   ‘Then why DID you still pick him?’ asked Masato in a bored tone, also ignoring Takeru‘s huge pout. Miyavi turned to him and showed a very wide grin before replying: ‘Well, I had to, for he’s YOUR kid and you are MY wife.’
   The glare Masato returned implied he hadn’t been happy with his casting as well. ’How is Takeru my kid?’ he retorted acidly to have another thing to argue about, for arguing about his own role hadn‘t gotten him anywhere.
    ‘My dear, anyone can see that you nurture this brat within your band,’ Indiana MYV smirked. ‘And not just that; obviously you have the looks for the leading female-role…’
   ‘Hey! Stop flirting with my boyfriend!’ came a protest from the far end of the line. Indiana MYV shot one unimpressed glance towards the source of the noise before turning his back to it and saying: ‘Tschk, side-characters… They don’t have lines, anyway.’
   ‘What?! That’s not fair!’ called the red-haired servant named Yuji.
   ‘Yeah! Why did YOU get to be the super cool adventurer and I had to be a stupid luggage-guy?!’ came another angry voice from the end of the line.
   Indiana MYV calmly turned on his heels and this time addressed the rebellious one with a triumphing smirk: ‘Well, ‘Servant #3’, obviously I have the handsome cocky looks to suit an adventurer...’ – his wicked grin blinked from under the edge of his hat – ‘and you... You carry the luggage for your resemblance of a mule doesn’t stop with your stubbornness and short legs. So no more bitching Ruki. Moving on, company!’
   The heated outlets of ‘What did he say?!’ and swear-words from the servant called Ruki were smothered in the noise as the group continued its tiring quest through the thick jungle, plus there was a certain servant called Aoi who saw to it that the short man made no attempts to break the line and kick the leader’s ass.
   And so the brave PS Company with their even braver leader Indiana MYV made their way deeper and deeper into the dangerous Amazone, following the paths of the Conquistadors, on their way to the place called Akator, or El Dorado, from where no man had returned before...
   ‘Company, halt!’ Indiana MYV finally shouted after two weeks of surviving the moist of the jungle, Malaria and giant ants. ‘Oh my god, yes! It is here! We have reached our goal!’ His voice brimmed with excitement as he pointed ahead and said: ‘Behold! The sacred Temple of Akator!!’
   ‘... Looks like a bedroom door to me,’ mumbled Yuura’s voice from the company which unlocked a few snorts from the other members but Indiana MYV pretended not to hear this. Running his fingers over the soft wood of the door as if already touching the wealth they’d find behind this barrier, Indiana MYV grinned happily before turning towards his company.
   ‘Scholar Keiyuu, come forth! Translate these ancient signs; they could contain clues!’
The company-members stepped aside to let a small intellectual pass; the tiny man joined MYV in front of the Temple door and after giving the adventurer a certain deep glare, began tracing the wood in the same fashion MYV had done, while muttering from the corner of his mouth, something about ‘games getting pushed too far as always’.
   ‘Uhm, okay,’ the small scholar started with a uninterested tone after he scraped his throat: ‘Congratulations! You’ve reached the borders of Akataka-blabla, trespass and find –’
   ‘Nonononono!’ Indiana MYV interrupted him, shaking his head vividly. ‘The Ancient Wise would never be that stupid to write such a welcome-sign on their doorstep! It must say something like, a riddle, or some kind of puzzle! They won’t let us in by just knocking!’
   Scholar Keiyuu laid another resentful glare on the adventurer before turning to the door again and this time reading with a louder voice: ‘Ye who trespasses here – If the Gods do not like the sight of Ye... Be prepared for a very painful death.’
   This time Indiana MYV stared at the little man with a confused expression which failed his image of fearless adventurer and Keiyuu walked back to the company with a rather satisfied smile on his face. The rest of the company was having serious difficulty to hold their laughter except Takeru, staring at the door reproachfully as if he wondered if it was really going to eat them if they would enter.
   ‘Hmm, ‘if the Gods like the sight of Ye’...’ mumbled Indiana MYV, who seemed to have recovered, and was now busy solving this riddle. ‘... Of course! You, Chosen One, step forward!’
   The company looked around puzzled for this was the first time they heard there was a Chosen One among them, but finally a young man named Kai hesitantly stepped forward for Indiana MYV’s gaze was fixed on him.
   ‘Uhm, me?’
   ‘Yes you! Stand in front of the door and smile!’
Kai raised an eyebrow, just like each member of the company. ‘... Why?’
   ‘Okay okay look: The ‘Gods’ that built this Temple were in fact... Aliens!’
Silence followed.
   ‘Oookay... and what has that got to do with me?’ Kai asked sceptically.
   ‘Don’t you know?! You share a resemblance with the Aliens! That’s why the door might open for you!’ Indiana MYV said impatiently.
   This time Kai’s expression revealed a larger amount of confusion and a small amount of hurt. ‘... I look like an alien...?’
   ‘Yeah yeah – now stand here and smile! - ... it’s your single dimple that’ll provide us access, alright?’ MYV hissed since Kai still had no clue why he had something to do with aliens. ‘If there’s something extraterrestrial on this planet, it’s having only one dimple!’
   Now the dark-haired man gave the adventurer a glare for clearly he didn’t feel like smiling anymore. Yet, to get the Hell over this stupid stage, Kai put up a very strained smile towards the door that only barely created his trademark. A moment of anticipating silence followed, but suddenly, paired with a lot of weird noises, the ancient mechanism sealing the door was put in motion and slowly the Temple opened in front of their eyes!
   ‘Hooray! It worked! I’m a genius!’ Indiana MYV flailed while the company outed a few very enthusiastic cheers of ‘Oeeeehh...’ and ‘Wooow...’
   ‘Well then! Let’s enter the secret Realm to continue our quest for –’ Indiana MYV shouted, but could not finish his sentence for suddenly they found their way blocked again: a menacing-looking Jungle-tribe had appeared from inside the Temple, each dangerous warrior driving fear into the hearts of the brave colonists – next both servants Ruki and Aoi collapsed with laughter along with Single Dimpled Kai.
   ‘Eeeh?! That’s mean you guys,’ Tribe-leader Uruha pouted as the entire company had started laughing. ‘As if YOU guys don’t look stupid...’
   ‘It – suits – you – too well!’ the three GazettE-members gasped in-between their laughing, caused by Uruha’s improvised tribe-member look.
   ‘The Guardians of the Temple! The most fearsome tribe of this continent!’ shouted Indiana MYV who again was the only one who wouldn’t let the game be disturbed. ‘Don’t worry men, I shall take them on with my faithful whip!’ And there the brave adventurer pulled his amazing invisible whip from his belt and lashed out at the tribe-members, who of course had no chance against him, and were send to earth with pain-loaded cries of defeat. But one of them still stood, his muscled arms crossed over his chest and staring silently at the intruder before him.
   ‘Reita, I just broke your neck: drop dead!’ Indiana MYV hissed. The jungle-inhabitant called Reita sent another unimpressed glare over his nose-bandage he had conveniently changed for one with camouflage-print, before he fell over like a log right on top of Uruha. The two corpses of tribe-members called Chiyu and Mitsuru giggled from the ground.
   ‘Have no fear my servants, danger has been taken care off,’ Indiana MYV told his followers, treating them to another one of his beaming smiles. Takeru was the only one to clap his hands.
   ‘Let’s move inside now men, but be careful! Who knows what more dangers lie hidden within these unexplored realms,’ Indiana MYV whispered before stepping over the corpses in front of them and so the group silently entered the Temple.
   ‘... And you’re SURE this is the Temple?’ was the first thing Masato remarked as he cast a sceptic look around the realm which had a striking resemblance with Miyavi’s bedroom.
   ‘Of course this is the Temple!’ Indiana MYV protested. ‘I’m never wrong! And no matter how you look at it, this place is where the magic happens...’ he added in a husky tone while wiggling his eyebrows at the blonde. Masato rolled his eyes just like some more members of the company, while some others nervously giggled, Yuji shot daggers at Miyavi and only Maya and Takeru blinked their eyes in a way that implied they didn’t get the joke.
   ‘Fine, and what are we supposed to do in here?’ came the gruff inquire from Ruki who was getting tired of the game again.
   ‘Patience my servant, we must show dedication in finding our clues if we wish to get out alive...’
   ‘Call me servant one more time and you won’t get out alive.’
   ‘Aha!’ Indiana MYV suddenly called, without having listened to Ruki of course. ‘Men, I think I found something! The clues are leading me towards...’ Slowly Indiana MYV tip-toed around his bedroom while avoiding many, many invisible obstacles. ‘... If I’m correct, parts of the wealth from Akator shall be revealed... Now!’ and with a grand gesture Indiana MYV opened a door in the outer wall of the Temple. Lights flashed on and were reflected from many surfaces from inside the room, and the company saw a chamber being revealed in front of their eyes, containing indescribable amounts of riches –
   ‘Gee, nice closet.’
   ‘Sssht!’
   ‘But contain yourselves men! Do not let greed take control of your righteous hearts!’ Indiana MYV bellowed at once and shielded the open door from them as if they had actually tried to enter. ‘The real wealth is still for us to find! It’s in here somewhere! But – ah, I knew it! Right at this point, you betray me again, Mac Maya!!’
   Maya only gaped at him puzzled. ‘... Huh, again?! Didn’t I betray you fifteen minutes ago already?’
   ‘Yes, but then you came back, and now you betray me again, remember?’ Indiana MYV patiently explained, but Maya’s eyes showed no progress in brain-activity.
   ‘Okay look;’ Indiana MYV started with a tortured sigh. ‘Maya-tan, it’s as if you quit my band, then to return again and make everyone happy, only to quit again and make everyone realise you’re a true bastard. Get it now?!’
   ‘... Oookay...’ Maya slowly said, slightly taken aback by that comparison. ‘Demo, still... I don’t care about gold. You said I could have lollipops,’ he added with a slightly accusing tone.
   ‘Then imagine that room is filled with lollipops,’ Indiana MYV grumbled. Maya raised himself on his toes lightly to look over MYV’s shoulders into the room, then shrugged and said: ‘Okay. I’m betraying you.’
    ‘Good. Uhm no, not good of course! How dare you Mac Maya?! I thought we were friends!’ Indiana Drama-queen wailed next.
    ‘Then don’t tell me to betray you,’ Maya muttered which Miyavi once again wisely ignored.
   ‘Anou... This is the part where I come in right?’
The members of the company turned around surprised when a voice from outside the room called to them. Even Indiana MYV looked puzzled for a second before he seemed to remember and shouted back: ‘Oh yeah! Nearly forgot about you – Oh no! They’ve been on our track after all! Mac Maya, I should’ve known you would lead HER to us!’
   ‘I didn’t -!’ started Maya confused, but then a silhouette appeared in the doorway.
   ‘Haha! Yes, it is I again – that kick-ass bitchy Russian chick! Fear me!’ and here entered Indiana MYV’s arch-enemy, the beautiful but cruel military-scientist, skilled in the art of the sword – and this time it was the turn of servants Yuura and Mai to completely crack up.
   ‘Yasuno...’ Keiyuu groaned, hiding his face in his hand.
   ‘Nani nani? How dared thy laugh, silly minions!’ the tall pink-haired male continued in a high-pitched voice. ‘That my sword may pierce you and –‘
   ‘Yasu, at least try to look impressive with an actual sword rather than a pocky-stick,’ Keiyuu sneered with an exhausted tone, yet he too couldn’t stop a highly amused smirk.
   This kinda busted Yasuno’s enthusiastic-acting bubble, for he thought he had finally found a prop that could go for a sword, but after only a short moment of pouting he continued undisturbed, pointing his lethal piece of candy at Indiana MYV.
   ‘Well well, ‘Mishta Jonezz’, looks like you haven’t gotten rid of me yet!’
Indiana MYV cocked an eyebrow, before getting back into his role and replying: ‘Don’t think you’ll get away with it, Irina Spalko! This time, we got you outnumbered!’
   Yasuno Spalko grinned amused, before calmly walking forward and plucking Masato out of the group without the blonde giving any resistance. ‘Wrong again Mr. Jones! I still carry my trump-card: your little love-bird!’
   ‘Oy, why do I have to be Maiden in Distress again?’ Masato mumbled from Yasuno’s arms.
   ‘As I said before: because you’re blonde, tender, and easy prey,’ MYV grinned, earning himself a very nasty glare from servant Yuji.   
   ’Haha! Now, Mr. Jones, Akator is mine…’ Yasuno Spalko grinned evilly, putting his sword to the blonde’s throat. ‘Order the Single Dimpled One to smile and to reveal the secrets of the temple… or your love is history.‘
   A shiver travelled through the company and Indiana MYV himself. Was their quest doomed after all?!
   - Munch -
   ’… My sword!’
   ’Sorry, got hungry...’ Masato mumbled while chewing.
   ’Aha! Magnificent work dear!’ Indiana MYV called, reaching out and saving Masato from the pink-haired his arms, sending Yasuno flying across the room after a short fist-fight and landing on top of the sacred altar, a soft landing, for it looked a lot like a queen-sized bed with purple pillows. Then, perhaps for Yasuno Spalko had accidentally disturbed the holy ground, the entire Temple started to shake at its roots.
   ’It’s gonna collapse! Everybody, get out and stay low!’ Indiana MYV wailed, shoving the rest of his company out of the door after finding their way back.
   ’What about me?’ Mac Maya asked in the middle of the ruckus.
   ’Oh, you are consumed by your greed for lollipops and die here,’ MYV explained calmly, kicking Yuji as final one out of the door.
   Maya only furrowed his brow. ’… That sucks.’
   ’Yeah, shit happens.’
And so, Indiana MYV witnessed how his old friend found his death in the collapsing Temple… Yasuno Spalko also died, though perhaps not in agony for the comfy altar seemed to suit him pretty well. Then, the Temple Door sealed forever, forever hiding its knowledge from the outside world, never to be found again.
   Meanwhile, the company had reached safety on top of the couch in the living room. Panting heavily, Indiana MYV crossed the final meters and was reunited with his wife and son.
   ’And they lived happily ever after… Okay, we’re done now? Yes?!’ asked Ruki, picking the final pieces of popcorn from the bowl on the table.
   ’Almost! There is one very important scene left,’ answered Indiana MYV, setting his eyes on Masato and a huge smirk dawning on his face. The blonde blinked his eyes before realisation dawned on him and he started backing off.
   ’Don’t even think about it.’
   ’Every adventure ends with a kissing-scene! Get back here!’
   ’YADAAA~~!!’ Masato yelped, beginning to run circles around the TV-table while being chased by the fearless adventurer, who in his turn was chased by a red-haired servant who didn’t look very happy. The other members of the Company sank down on the couch with an equal sigh, glad this adventure was finally over, watching how Indiana MYV, after failing to catch his fleeing love, set his eyes on Maya instead who just emerged from the bedroom alive and well, determined that he had to kiss someone and since Maya had been his victim many times before… But then the final plot-twist of the movie took place.
   ’Maya, you still here? Isn’t the movie over yet? You - …’
Aiji fell silent as he first took in the scene in front of him. People slumped down on the couch as if they had just done something extremely energetic, Uruha lying on the floor trying to fight Reita’s dead weight from on top of him, Takeru arguing with Chiyu in a corner, for Takeru wanted to be the new Indiana now and Chiyu was laughing at him, Yuji and Masato kissing in another, Yasuno emerging from Miyavi’s bedroom and immediately getting jumped by Yuura and Mai, Ruki and Aoi teasing Kai about his dimple and last but not least: Miyavi, having Maya cornered against the wall and his lips just an inch away from Maya’s.
   ’… What - the - hell…’
   ’Aiji-i!’ Maya chirped, not noticing how the colour disappeared from Miyavi’s face who backed up quickly. ’You came to pick me up?’
   ’Yes, and glad I decided to do so,’ the black-haired male with pink bangs supplied calmly as he entered the room, still keeping a highly reproachful glare locked on Miyavi, who started sweating and looked away. Aiji threw a last calculating glance around the room filled with people, inappropriate actions and noise before he took Maya by the hand and immediately lead him to the door.
   ’You’re not going to Miyavi’s movie-nights on your own ever again, you hear me?’ he muttered as soon as they were outside.
   ‘Demo Aiji-i…!’ Maya whined as his boyfriend dragged him further down the hall.